I haven't an f***ing clue what I just f***ing watched. WTF. You could not pay me $50 to explain the plot. Seriously, the weirdest, most confusing movie I've ever seen. Of the who, what, where and why, I can only say where: Athens Greece. That's it. Some lovely ladies, including the one on the cover art, though she's an assassin (I guess) and only in the movie for like 5 minutes. Honestly, I have no more words for this, whatever it is. **2.5/5** (1/5 for how bizarre it is, 5/5 for how bizarre it is).