Everyone's all "Oh I heard it was a bad _Predator_ ripoff, which is why I wanted to watch it, but I wasn't prepared, I hated it so much." But like... That's exactly what it was. It's a bad _Predator_ ripoff. I wanted a bad _Predator_ ripoff, and I got one. Sure, it's a **very** bad one, but it **is** one, I don't understand the disappointment.
_Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._